Pumpernickel

Pumpernickel is a German bread that translates to "the devil's fart".

"Can I get a bite of that delicious looking pumpernickel?"

by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022

Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

pimped

a word that can be used in baseball as the most disrespectful (and fun) thing you can fo after hitting a home run

he pimped that home run and it caused a bench clearing brawl

by QUANDONDUNGLE September 10, 2022

Pumper

A person who spends an exorbitant amount of time tugging on their own penis for pleasure.

I've heard Aloris masterbates to his own raid parses. He's quite the pumper.

by anongg October 12, 2022

PUMPES

When you are so excited (pumped) but your fingers get ahead of your spelling and you hit enter without proofreading.

YES!! I'M SO PUMPES FOR THE BIRTHDAY PARTY!

PUMPED*

by Lynx212 December 16, 2022

pumpernickle za

the pumpernickle zaza is a plant that holds medicinal and hallucinigenic elements. the pumper za is a small herb that spawns at the base of the hallowed forest. the pumper za can be identified by its neon blue color and white spots. you can obtain it by traveling to the hallowed forset or trading with the moon wizzard. the pumper is typically consumed by burning the leaf in a roll and inhaling the sparkling fumes. upont consumtion the user will experience halluciagenic visuals. these visuals can be used to accurately predict the future. the za also calms the users mind and fully restores stamina. it grants the user temporary enchantments of slowness III and mana II. because of these properties it would be wise for a wizzard to keep a stash of pumpernickle zaza handy.

hubert: this my pumper za plug, he chill asf
moon wizzard: you have returned to restock your pumpernickle zaza, i presume
hubert: fuck yea, come fuck wit ya boy
*daps moon wizzard*
sigmund: wow this fella really chill asf

by thebiggestbird February 16, 2023

pumperclittle

/ˈpəmpərˌklit(ə)l/
noun
The act of having sex with a loaf or slice of bread, or more commonly, the bread having sex with you (it's a very popular term in France.)

I went to France last week and drank a bunch of wine and some chick had me do a pumperclittle, there were crumbs in all my crevices.

by Seniorplum July 21, 2023