Cuddle Puddle 

A cuddle puddle is when 3 or more people and 1 or more animals cuddle anywhere and everywhere. It is a lot like spooning.

One day Megan was playing MW3 cuddling with Zyla when the other Megan came home and began to cuddle with her and Zyla, then Otis the cat decided to come join, meow. Soon after Korey walked in and said "Let's make this a cuddle puddle ladies!" and joined into the puddle of cuddle.

(i.e. this is not an orgy... yet)

Cuddle Puddle by Pussy_Power69 December 16, 2011

Tadpole Puddle 

Something you make your g/f or wife to sleep in after you perform a monumental ejeculation over her and miss.

Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.

You can sleep in the Tadpole Puddle this evening love.

Tadpole Puddle by CameoWordUp February 1, 2007

ignant puddle

A person who is a little bit proudly ignorant.

Those freshmen are such ignant puddles.

ignant puddle by 69 420 June 7, 2016

Cuddle Puddle 

When a couple is cuddling and they get turned on. The word puddle comes from the girl being wet (creating a puddle in her panties)

"Being so close to you is really turning me on. I'm so wet right now"
"Babe, we are in a cuddle puddle"

Cuddle Puddle by CouchPotato July 25, 2017

Nut puddle 

Puddle of nut

Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”

Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”

Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”

Nut puddle by @jackeyd112233 October 17, 2018

Whale in a mud puddle 

People that are so big that they shouldn't be swimming. Especially in a tiny lake!

Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!

Whale in a mud puddle by Peanut77 December 11, 2011

Mud Puddle 

A Dirty Waffle, Shitting on someones chest, but with diarrhea, and also stomping with a foot, not hitting with a tennis racket

mud puddle

Mud Puddle by nate the snake August 27, 2012