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Southern Poon Pie

The warm and delicious pie that never lets you down. It is said to be the best pie in the South. Only one person knows the secret ingredients and she will never tell you what it is.
I sure could go for some Southern Poon Pie right now.

Yeah, that sounds damn good.
by Livmeister January 14, 2009
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Stank poon payback

when you fuck a girl with a stankin ass poon-tang and you wanna let her know that her down stairs mix up stinks like hell, just wait til the next time you have sex with her, before you bust your load just rub your shit all up under little miss stank poon's nose then bust your nut right up her nostrils. i wouldnt do this unless you plan on breaking up with her after wards, i had a girl with a stinkin ass pussy but i didnt do this, i just broke up with that cause that shit aint cool. i did not have the balls to achieve greatness and do this.
Man I fingered Ginger during Winter Olympics then I smelled my fingers and almost threw up, I should have given her a "Stank Poon Payback".
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010
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Cornfed poon

A girl, usually from the mid-west, who is thick boned and apparently well-fed, that has amazing poon. Typically plays softball.
Dude: "That girl that moved in from Nebraska pitches on our softball team. I'll bet she's got some amazing cornfed poon. "

Other Dude: "Yeah man, that's all they grow up there"
by VenomSaver July 8, 2012
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poon-tang

Im bout to stick my toes up my sister's poon-tang!
by theJeremiah July 16, 2005
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Poon Jabbi

A person of Indian decent that persuades women that he is Sicilian or Italian so that he can perform illicit acts on their most private of areas.
My friend Kumar met up with some girls in Back Bay to get a little Poon Jabbi action.
by Erik Cuttingham September 1, 2006
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poon slap

the act of pulling out a semi hard dong out of a vagina and then slapping the girl in the side of the face with your sloppy dong.
"Hey, you suck at doing my dong!! Its time for a poon slap biatch"

Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.
by Diggity Doctor May 30, 2007
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poonami

(noun, verb)Accidental, explosive diarrhea; usually associated with children, traveling, or food poisoning.
"Dude, while I was baby-sitting your kid, he had a poonami in his pajamas. I had to stick him, fully clothed, in the shower."
by Edward Cafeto April 26, 2006
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