Scott is a smarty pants.
He is the smartest kid in school and makes the most brain-rotted jokes to make people laugh, he is also teased very often. Unfortunately he’s the type of nerd to say ‘no’ to doing your homework even for money!! Scott gets all the attention even though he doesn’t like it and sometimes, if you try being friends with Scott, he will push you away.
Although, underneath all this, his home life is a struggle and had to get a job at the earliest age. His family doesn’t have much money and struggles to keep food on the table. Scott however, hides it from everyone else, he expresses himself socially with funny jokes but keeps his home life secret at all costs. He is also Hatian Creole in his ancestry, and is very dark. He appears basic and looks like an alien when he takes off his glasses 🤓.
He is the smartest kid in school and makes the most brain-rotted jokes to make people laugh, he is also teased very often. Unfortunately he’s the type of nerd to say ‘no’ to doing your homework even for money!! Scott gets all the attention even though he doesn’t like it and sometimes, if you try being friends with Scott, he will push you away.
Although, underneath all this, his home life is a struggle and had to get a job at the earliest age. His family doesn’t have much money and struggles to keep food on the table. Scott however, hides it from everyone else, he expresses himself socially with funny jokes but keeps his home life secret at all costs. He is also Hatian Creole in his ancestry, and is very dark. He appears basic and looks like an alien when he takes off his glasses 🤓.
Person 1: “I heard only one person passed the final exam!”
Person 2: “It had to have been Scott Prophete!”
Person 2: “It had to have been Scott Prophete!”
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