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Jacques Portsman

Literally the best character and prosecutor in all of Ace Attorney, hell, in all visual novels. He’s only in Ace Attorney Investigations because the opps at Capcom knew he would outshine every other character. He’s in peak physical shape, plays a bunch of sports, and eats medals, it doesn’t get better than that. He had a detective partner named Buddy Faith that he murdered due to him being nosy and trying to meddle with his plans (they were secretly fucking as I was told by John Capcom himself).

But yeah, Jacques Portsman is the greatest!
Person 1: Plays Basketball
Person 2: WTF NO WAY JACQUES PORTSMAN REFERENCE!!!!!
Person 1: Erm… ok then…
by Jacques’ #1 Fan July 30, 2024
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anarcho-pornism

an ideology that advocates for the high consumption of pornographic material and constant masterbaiting while being against the state
an anporn:i believe that everyone must consume porn every day for 10 hours and im against the state and i believe in anarcho-pornism

Person a:you need to go to a mental asylum
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the other partisanship

A way to describe 2 sides in strong opposition by comparing them to the Democratic and Republican Parties.
"Let's watch the Red Sox beat the Yankees!" "Oh, yeah, the other partisanship!"
by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009
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A good portion

Connor only did a good portion of the taxis on the puzzle
by JizzStorm April 7, 2021
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c o0wrjfg[porting

Een nieuw bestaand woord bedacht tijdens het herschrijven van de Nederlandse taalcanon;
Áh man, mijn dag was echt zo c o0wrjfgporting vandaag, ik wil echt c o0wrjfgporting, godverdec o0wrjfgporting.
by O~J November 29, 2023
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Uncle Peter portion

A portion of food that would feed one uncle Peter but about 50 other humans
by Ass cracker 56 January 3, 2024
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I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
by Pope X November 26, 2024
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