portal guide

1. One who is adept at traveling through portals.

2. A portal guide can be used to help you find a portal, gateway, or threshold. If you are ready to embark upon a journey beyond all that you know to be... you might need a portal guide.

Portals can have a broad range of interpretations. This is referring to portals that are otherworldly, other-dimensionally, or time portals.

"I accidentally left half my ass in another dimension, I should have hired a portal guide."

by yourheartisaportal May 29, 2016

Portapottaphobia

The overwhelming fear of using the portapotty. You'd rather hold it that go

I have to use the restroom but I have portapottaphobia

by Chef Barbie December 7, 2016

portable gay

The act of gay sex in a public bathroom.

"I just had the best portable gay of my life"

by Consuela De Maria March 11, 2017

Portapie

More than one portapotty

Tyler, look over there, it's a group of portapie!

by RainingRumors1207 August 3, 2017

Portapussy

Extremely stanky. The stankiest pussy of all time. Usually describing a fat bitch or a whore.

Guy 1: Yo did you see her?!?

Guy 2: Na don't even try to hit that shit. That girl's got a portapussy

by Jjliamnes January 1, 2018

portanna la madonna

very common imprecation among the northern populations of Italy, especially North-East

A typical blasphemy by Germano Mosconi

PORTANNA LA MADONNA! (imprecazione)

by QuelloCheBestemmiaForte July 2, 2018

Portage quesadilla

When you put down newspaper and shit, pee, cum, vomit, pop pimples, and put gravel on it, then fold the newspaper and put it in the oven for 15 minutes at 425° and eat it.

Hey bro I’m so hungry
Same, let’s make a Portage Quesadilla

Hell yeah that sounds so good right now

by Nichan August 6, 2020