American Politics

A really bad reality TV show

Guy 1: Did you see the recent episode of American Politics?

Guy 2: Yes dude! That was insane!

by Ljd;flkjas;dlkfjasdlf;alksdf May 26, 2021

Politically Jumped

When a group of the opposing political spectrum initiate in bashing your views.

Person:I believe in universal basic income

Group: nope that’s dumb

Group: high fives brochacho
Person: did I just get politically jumped ?

by Furrio August 16, 2020

Meme politics

An American style of shallow political thought, defense, or debate that is based on the use of vague understandings of historical events, actions taken by branches of government, or other sources of quasi-valid information, of which are often used in combination with logical fallacies in a disingenuous or desperate manner to try to undermine the thought, defense, or debate strategy of a perceived political opponent in the hope that that opponent will not know the veracity of the information or claim provided, and that the logical fallacy used will distract them from the quality of the information or claim.

She became thoroughly disgusted with the obtuseness of the man's character as she listened to him argue his meme politics to another man in the deli.

by dapperfellow January 31, 2017

political logorrhea

Cannot stop talking about politics, injects politics into any conversation regardless of topic.

John suffers from political logorrhea, he just brought up Trump into a conversation about music.

by John_Utah June 17, 2021

Political Correctness

One of the biggest crocks of bullshit of all time.

Political Correctness is a farce and should not be taken serious.

by PhoenixGamer34 November 12, 2021

Political Predator

An individual in a position of unelected power who wields this position to indoctrinate unsuspecting individuals for political purposes outside the positions original purpose.

That teacher is a political predator he indoctrinated my friend into joining a violent movement

by JakesTheMan September 3, 2021

applicative politics

A political view that has a direct effect on one's personal life such as cannabis legalization or gay marriage. It does not make other politics such as foreign affairs any less important. Rather, it speaks for the issues that are most important in one persons life. Does not necessarily represent a liberal viewpoint, as they could be against cannabis legalization.

Politically obsessed person: "If you don't care about the financial involment overseas, then you are a turd-eating liberal!!"
Rational and sane person: "I am neither a liberal or conservative, I just care more about cannabis being legal for me to partake than what happens with the goverment budget. I guess its what you would call applicative politics- politics that actually matter."

by Gassy Emu July 6, 2011