Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

Italy's Poem

London term used to describe a situation or act of violence perpetrated by a person that had clear thoughts or ideas based on gangster protrails such as the Godfather or The Sopranos.

Person A: F*ck me, he's left a real mess here, theres blood everywhere.
Person B: It's a real Italy's Poem.

by Bailey Steve September 17, 2022

Ma se poes

A term often used as an expression to someone whom you love or hold dearly.

Tony stated to Bubbles "Ma se poes" at their wedding...

by Bubbles_K August 5, 2024

The Tortured Poets Department

The eleventh studio album that Taylor Swift made. Released April 19th 2024.

Hey, did you here about The Tortured Poets Department?

Yes! It's such a great album.

by SuPeRJaCoBBrOs April 25, 2024

The Tortured Poets Department

1.Department with millions of members, poets. and Taylor Swift as the chairman of the Tortured Poets Department.

Can be shortened to "Tortured Poets".

Can also be abbreviated to "TTPD".

2.A double album by Taylor Swift released on April 19th of 2024. the double album being "The Tortured Poets Department" which includes 16 tracks, And "The Tortured Poets Department:The Anthology", which includes an additional 15 tracks.

The Chairman of the Tortured Poets Department: "All's fair in love and poetry, sincerely the chairman of The Tortured Poets Department."

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024

The Tortured Poets Department

Piece of artwork written by queen Taylor Alison Swift. Contains 16 tracks in the original version with 15 additional tracks in "The Anthology" Edition.

Swiftie 1: Hey have you streamed TTPD yet?
Swiftie 2:Huh? whats "TTPD"?
Swiftie 1:"The Tortured Poets Department" duhh.
Swiftie 2: Oh she released a new album? let me get my phone.

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024

the tortured poets department

The eleventh studio album by singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. Contains 16 songs, and 15 more on its deluxe (THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY)

Also the title track of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.

“You left your typewriter at my apartment
Straight from The Tortured Poets Department

I think some things I never say
Like, ‘who uses typewriters anyway?’”

by thereshegoesagain May 31, 2024