Mr pigeon

A nub who is from Quebec and doesn’t teach French and rages at people that rye their shoes in the hall. He Was named pidgeon because of his bird sized brain

Mr pigeon is a nun because he yelled at a kid for tyeing his shoes

by Saucybagel64 May 4, 2022

Funky Pigeon

A man called Jack, bearing a beard capable of smuggling Mexicans across Borders.

Holy fuck did you see that Funky Pigeon, he castle greyskulled my grandma

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

Road pigeon

A term used for an annoying cyclist that ignores the bike lane. Predominantly inner city cyclists who appear to have no situational awareness.

There is a God dam bike lane you road pigeon!

by x0x_Jonas_x0x November 19, 2020

Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.

Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.

by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019

Water Pigeon

Another word for duck

I was rowing the other day when I saw a Water Pigeon having a go at a flock of land ducks

by Juabetskoya August 27, 2021

Pigeon Wind

A gust of gnarly wind caused by the frantic wing flapping of a large group of pigeons that usually blasts you in the face. The wind may carry miscellaneous contents or debris or MM (see 'MM' definition).

When you are walking down a busy street, be aware of the pigeons. If you try to move them out of your way so that you don't step on them, they will become frantic, start flapping their pigeon wings, kick up the dirt all around them and blow it in your face as they escape their demise. You just got a taste of pigeon wind. Nasty.

by BBeans November 22, 2010

Doobie Pigeon

Like a pigeon with chips doobie pigeon is a weed scavenger, never buys any of their own just canes everyone elses.

jog on scammin lil doobie pigeon

by howardmarx April 28, 2011