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philly-tire

a car driving around the streets of philadelphia on a flat tire because the driver is too lazy or too drunk to get out and change it. one knows it by the sound of "ba dunk ba dunk ba dunk ka dunk ka dunk a dunk..."
" hey, check out rocky over there driving around on a philly-tire. he's a real hoagie-head. "
by johnny strang April 23, 2006
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Philly Hand Shake

A prank played on someone whom passes out with their pants half-way down. A second person proceeds to slap a piece of white-american cheese on their ass-crack, then pull up their pants. The resulting heat melts the cheese and creates a philly cheese sandwich in their pants. The term "Hand Shake" coming from the motion of applying said cheese.
Jose` was passed out after drinking one night and being a dick to his wife. To get back at him, she slapped on a Philly Hand Shake. Yummy.
by wussm0nster September 17, 2010
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philly grip

The burrito grip style that involves using a single hand to hold said burrito from the bottom. Closely related to the Cancun style grip
My mate Dangerous Dave only ever eats using the Philly grip. It's boss
by West side cereal killer January 4, 2016
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Phillydelphia

A city in which lawyers do depositions in person and in their office
Trump’s lawyer from refused to interview 100 witnesses on Zoom, but wanted to do it in his Phillydelphia office.
by UrbanDefinitionMaker February 16, 2021
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Philly Cheesesteak

A from of payment for goods or services in a mens prison.

It begins by taking a penis in both hands and ramming it down your throat like the contraband substances you almost got busted with last week. When your throat can't take it anymore bend over, lubing up with stolen kitchen grease, and get rammed in the ass till you can't hold back the explosive diarrhea any longer.
Inmate #1 "My mom forgot to put money in my commissary. Can I trade you a Philly Cheesesteak for a few things of ramen and some tuna?"

Inmate #2 "Grab the grease and meet me in the showers after your kitchen duties."
by Andise490 February 8, 2022
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downtown philly

the act of decorating the penis in cheese sauce and then sucking it back off; usually performed in the gay community.
I cant believe joe gave kyle a downtown philly
by pbr123234 February 5, 2009
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philly

by muddkip August 21, 2008
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