paralyzed parking

-An alternate name for handicap parking spots
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.

Girl: "Oh look, there's a spot right near the entrance"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"


Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"

by NliquidINraverA February 17, 2009

Parking Meter

Shoving a handful of quarters into a girl's slot and then leaving her on the sidewalk next to the gutter.

Rita the Hooker charged me for a whole hour when she only had to work for three minutes, so I gave her a parking meter in exact change.

by sno September 28, 2004

Perkins

To take a shot of jizz in the eye while expecting it in the mouth.

She took that perkins like a trooper but it did cause pink eye.

by Robert Aldridge December 10, 2006

ballet parking

a drop-at-the-door parking method used when your date/girlfriend/wife is too much of a prima donna to walk through the parking lot in her pretty shoes.

Guy 1: Where'd you park?

Guy 2: I had to spring for ballet parking. Kate wouldn't walk through the parking lot in her new shoes.

by gmoney5 January 11, 2010

Parking Spot

The place where you hide your bowl. Some people have multiple spots, especially when living with their parents.

Guy 1: What are you doing dude,?

Guy 2: Dude I'm looking for my piece, I was so blazed last night I forget which parking spot I put it in.

by Kennyyc May 7, 2009

Parking

referring to a girls bottom

that girls got good parking or I would definitely like to park in that!

by Rossi79 April 20, 2015

parkinsons

1. A degenerative disorder of the central nervous system characterized by tremor and impaired muscular coordination.
2. Degenerative motor control disorder occuring the morning after consuming large quatities of alcohol also known as the shakes.

I can't hold on to the tv remote this morning because I've got a touch of the Parkinsons.

by Yada yada April 24, 2003