Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015

peeing rob

A creepy young adult man sexually aroused by peeing at the same time as watching people undress or engage in sexual activity.

This morning there was a peeing rob in the gym bathroom watching me shower.

by Megriffin July 24, 2016

poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

by Sometimes. February 17, 2017

Peeing with no sound

When your penis is so big, it flops into the urinal and its submerged underwater. Thus creating no sound when peeing.

Dude...the Kevin was peeing with no sound in there.

by wavepoolman May 25, 2017

Peeking brown

When you need to poop and your poop starts coming out

Damn hurry home I gotta peeking brown

by Brastoltzndon July 6, 2017

Puking baby

Life of Being a mom in two words

I am the mother of a puking baby

by Bethanymomlifeward July 24, 2017