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the weird guy from across the hall you thought would be normal but is actually a texan and tells you about his sex life unsolicited. lowkey alcoholic and dependent on weed. claims he is a player but really gets hung up on a girl as soon as she sleeps with him.
damn, you're acting like such a patrick right now.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.
A dumb whore who gets NO bitches. Negative bitches actually
I hate Patrick
Patrick by Pichoo February 20, 2022
Leader of the Big Dig Energy club.
Patrick is our leader
Patrick by BDE999 February 21, 2022
SMART BUT NOT GOOD AT SPORTS, A SIMP, AND SOMETIMES A DOUCHEBAG
look at that smart-ass patrick, what a douchebag
Patrick by LAGAE69 March 2, 2022
A tall skinny dude who loves to be crazy! Has amazing eyes but is afraid of eye contact. Has his strong political views, loves to workout, and sports. He has the best taste in music and will spam you with memes. Patrick doesn’t know how special he is but will see once he finds the right girl. Don’t let go of your patrick guys.
Patrick
Patrick by Sarah Ben March 8, 2022
Patrick is a tall guy with blue eyes. he is hot and funny. he is the best lover and kisser you will ever meet and he has a gigantic cock!! but will still treat you right.
Damn Patrick is so good in bed i just wanna have sex all the time with him
Patrick by Carlogi person!! March 9, 2022
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