Nutty Alfredo Pasta

Where you cook alfredo for your date but you pre-coat the pan with your jizz marinated for a week. Then you start intercourse and insert it into her pussy while she screams “It burns!” Then you turn on crazy rap by digbar and hungry unicorn each other.

“Do you want any of my home-made Nutty Alfredo Pasta?”

by glenn quagmire_ June 3, 2025

weed pasta

pasta with weed in it.

when you pull up to the function with a joint full of spaghettiiiiiï

"bro let me smoke some of that rigattoni! you've got the best weed pasta in the land i wanna slurp that noodle till you penis bong mmh yeah oughthgh"

by wweedpasta July 17, 2023

cheesey pasta

The best pasta in the world made by kraft.

Friend 1 “i dont like cheesey pasta”
Friend 2 “kill yourself you little fucking tramp”

by Shibbleton July 18, 2023

Sausage Pasta

A person who is clumsy, has no clue what they are doing and never changes.

Look at sausage pasta over there

by pasta.scran2990 August 17, 2023

Pasta blaster

Pasta blaster, also Pasta-blaster

Any high performance Italian motorcycle.

Similar to "rice rocket" term for a Japanese bike.

Luigi loves his new pasta blaster.

by 2TD May 3, 2024

Pasta and Lobster

A phrase that's used to refer to white boys who give black women princess treatment.

Example 1:
Girl 1: "Do you like pasta and lobster?"
GIrl 2: "Sure! I like 'em a little country too."

Example 2:
Girl 1: "I'm in my pasta and lobster era"
Girl 2: "I might enter mine too. I want a soft life, I'm tired of struggle love"

by hughhefnerapologist May 15, 2024

Naples Pasta Maker

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.

Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.

by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024