paavani

Paavani is defined as a person who likes to pet people's head. Usually of American-indian origin. It is advisable to protect yourself (bring a condom or something of similar use ) when confronted with this human. On the occasion that you do encounter this person, take the following steps.
1) Move back slowly*DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES*
2) If there is a lake with FISHES, jump in without hesitation (there must be fishes!!)
3) Do not climb a tree paavanis are very adapt at climbing trees
4) Do not make eye-contact
5) If at anytime you hear a "meow", RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Paavanis are usually harmless, peace-loving creatures that care about global warming and such noble causes. Things that trigger a paavani attack are
- petting
- bad days
- physics labs
- etc...
If attacked by a paavani call the help line: 9833 242 228

Guy: Hey! look there is a paavani!
Girl: Oh ya! Thats amazing, but we'd better be careful i heard they can be dangerous!
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yeah! Wait! What are you doing??!! Don't get too close...!
Guy: Whoa!! this a so cool!!
Girl: Nooooooooooooooooo
Guy: *petted* , <he then passes out>
Girl: Why!!! Why must the good die young!!!

by chew joel February 18, 2008

Para

Arabian slang term for Money.

I'm dead broke. I have no para!!

I'm tired of these gold diggers. All they want is para.

by Arab.Money September 25, 2009

straight pride parade

a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.

oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!

by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

FAG PARADE

The definition is that someone is so gay that they're more gay than just one person...they're as gay as a whole parde of gays.

Dude you are such a fag parade

by TONY ASMAR September 26, 2006

Parachute

The male masturbation technique of carefully selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one's penis at climax.

The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.

This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.

Bro: Yo, my mom needed to buy a new carpet because I jerk off so much onto it. It was most embarrassing.

Other Bro: Dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!

Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!

by halpwr July 8, 2010

Parachute

The best band in the entire world. They make great music and are smoking hot.

Dude did you go to the Parachute concert last night? They were banging!

by loveyoux3 December 6, 2009

para-sex

sexual activity parallel to but separate from the norm-
e.g homosexual sex which can not produce offspring,which
may simulate normal sexual intercourse, but is not the real thing.

Those guys are engaging in para-sex and are trying to make believe it's the real thing, but where did that baby come from ? how dey do dat ?

by para-den March 15, 2011