Papa Smurf

(n. v. adj. adv.) The term used when seemingly no other phrase will do the job.

Dan : So which exit are we taking?
Justin : The one we just passed
Dan : You just papa smurfed us.

by Cindy Lou-Who January 13, 2011

PAPA PUMP

a person whos creativity level is at about 1.5. the average 3rd grader levels at approximately 6. Good job being "funny" you stupid herb

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

papa smurf

1. a true afficiando of female genitalia
2. a pimp or player of great magnitude

1. "Perhaps Pete should preside over the 3rd Annual Pittsburgh's Prettiest Poontang Pageant, he's a real papa smurf."
2. "Girl, who are you kidding? I be papa smurf up in this mutha!"

by waffle-master July 3, 2008

papa bear

A big ass pimp. And by big ass I mean overweight

Hey look at papa bear over there

by DizzyLizzy January 27, 2007

Papa Turkey

The act of being lazy and leaving early during the work day.

Look at Vince, he's totally being a Papa Turkey today by leaving at noon.

by FrostyPwny August 30, 2019

Papa Bare

The area under the scrotum, right under the testicle.

We were at the pool when Mike's Papa Bare started to show. I almost puked.

by pyschology August 11, 2009

Papa Smurf

When you choke yourself till you're blue and masturbate at the same time.

"Last night i tried a papa smurf and I almost passed out, but then i came"

by Andrew Trivett January 15, 2008