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Pansexual

It’s when you just have a feeling you like anyone no matter what sexuality you are even a fucking disgusting zoophiles
I think I might be pansexual
by TheAddictingFryingPan March 11, 2022
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Pansexual

The sexual attraction to pans of all kinds. Ex. Woks, Frying Pan (etc.). This category can be opened up to all sorts of kitchen objects and appliances. Ex. Blender, Stove, Pot, Microwave, Oven (etc.)
I had to make sure that the pansexuals didn’t get into the kitchen, they’d be there all day long.
by anonymous April 17, 2022
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Pansexual

A person who holds sexual fantasies for cooking pan in general
Did you hear that Sam identifies as pansexual? He is in mad love with the cooking pan his mom gave him.
by Panting February 26, 2023
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Pansexual

No. Not attracted to pans.

A person who finds everyone hot or attractive, males, females, non-binary’s, transgender people, all of them. A person who is pansexual may have a preference and might not even have sexual interest (which would be asexuality) pansexuals tend to be funny, handsome/pretty, and often find themselves being confused with bisexuals. While pansexuals always have their own twist, (daddy issues, trans, chronically online, movie show or game fanatic) they tend to find that they are all incredibly cool. They just don’t know it. also they often have anixety. This could be for any reason.
Person A: hey did you hear Person C is pansexual?

Person B: no. When did you hear that?

Person A: when they started screaming and crying in the corner because ‘everyone is hot’ and ‘how do they decide’

Person D: so.. they think pans are attractive?

Person A: shut up. You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about.
by Oscar.is.obsessed.with.Sci-fi November 5, 2023
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Pansexual

Feeling romantically / sexually attracted to everything and everyone.. so therefore, it's not too far fetched to think a pansexual would fuck a pan if they found it hot enough.
Individual (side note; they own illegally forged documents): my pansexual master genius tells me I should kiss him.
by GiantEnemyAnt July 19, 2024
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Pansexual

As long as they're chinned they wil fuck it
You're human? So you have a chin? I'm pansexual
by Professor knowledge August 21, 2019
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