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promice

Someone that guarantees they will fulfil their purpose in life.
Promice guarantees she will be successful in life!
by Promice August 14, 2017
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Prmoise

When you hit that Yeet while promising your friend that you'll play his anime games
Yeah man, I prmoise that I have Persona 3 ready to play
by QuakerOatsSuck July 31, 2018
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Cross-promised

When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.
'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'
by Blonest May 4, 2019
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ghostly_promises

ghostly_promises is a tiktoker who mainly posts genshin content but overall just posts whatever they feel like. ghostly_promises uses she/her pronouns and is a rightful xingqiu enthusiast.
person 1: ghostly_promises is awesome!
person 2: i know right? i love her content!
by fae. July 12, 2021
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The Promised Neverland

Emma, an age 11 orphan living in Grace Field House, a orphanage housing her and 37 other orphans. They live life, with plentiful food, plush beds, clean clothes, games and the love of their "Mom". Their education is seen as an important part of their development, and Emma with her two best friends Norman and Ray, always excel in the regular exams. They allowed to go anywhere expect to venture beyond the perimeter wall or gate which separate the house from the outside world.One day, a girl named Conny is sent away to be "adopted", but Emma and Norman follow with her favorite stuffed animal toy. At the gate, they find Conny dead and discover the truth about their existence in this orphanage – to be raised as meat for demons. Emma and Norman plan with Ray to escape from Grace Field House with the others,but Norman is taken off to be "adopted". Emma and Ray then decide to escape with some of their siblings, leaving half of the younger kids behind.The escapees find life outside Grace Field House is filled with dangers, but they become determined to return to free their remaining siblings, along with children from the other Farms. They encounter demons , but two others who aid them in their quest. Emma and Ray later meet up with Norman and together with their allies, they fight a battle for freedom against the demon queen and the human Peter Ratri who manages the Farms.Emma secures the freedom of all the children and re makes "The Promise", bringing all of them to the human world.
by NEZUKO CHANNNN August 6, 2022
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Pronise

Pronise (or pr0nise) is directly related to Rule 34, and "pr0n"; a 1337 (leet) speak word developed as a code word for porn. Rule 34 is one of the widely accepted and agreed upon "Rules of the Internet". Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is porn of it, and thus far has not been disputed.
"Today i am majoritively worried for the internet. I think there has never been a pr0n orgy involving batman with at least half of the tellytubbies"
"I think we know what we have to do. We must pronise, pronto"
by majasonfire March 7, 2010
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The Promised Land

1.) A place in where a person finds to be so desirable with its decadence and purity, it is oftentimes only dreamed about.

2.) A “Heaven” or likeness of.

3.) A place with which “God” “rewards” those who have done well and live by a high code of moral ethics.

Examples:

a.) The New Jerusalem (Bible)
b.) A Picturesque Vagina, enclosed by full and soft labia, that tastes sweet like honey (ref. “The Land of Milk (breasts) & Honey (sweet juices produced by said picturesque vagina).)
c.) The Mall (for all teenage girls circa 1990’s)
d.) The Local Bathhouse (for everyone from cake boys to bears in the gay community of yesteryear- today no one wants to get the HIV or any plethora of other STD’s rife in these places where promiscuity and barebacking (no condoms) are the unspoken golden rule.
1.) Oh man, finally after a month of serious wining and dining, Becky led me to The Promised Land! It was heavenly!!!
2.) Ricardo, you simply must go to Off Chute in AZ, bountiful booties at every corner, it is truly The Promised Land!
3.) After baby Jesus comes for the 144,000, He will lead them to The New Jerusalem, The Promised Land written in the book of Revelation.
by BekahBooVT March 22, 2020
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