Pronise 

Pronise (or pr0nise) is directly related to Rule 34, and "pr0n"; a 1337 (leet) speak word developed as a code word for porn. Rule 34 is one of the widely accepted and agreed upon "Rules of the Internet". Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is porn of it, and thus far has not been disputed.

"Today i am majoritively worried for the internet. I think there has never been a pr0n orgy involving batman with at least half of the tellytubbies"
"I think we know what we have to do. We must pronise, pronto"

Pronise by majasonfire March 7, 2010

Lick and a Promise 

This is originally London slang and quite an old expression; its first recorded use is in 1838 in an English newspaper (The Era) where it was used to describe a uninterested or half-assed attempt at any sort of task or job. Gradually its use changed until, by the time The Era closed in 1939, it was used and still is used to describe a perfunctory wash, less thorough that even HF-AGBA, a BBA or an airplane bath.

Malcolm’s really stinking this morning, I don’t think he even bothered with a lick and a promise.

Lick and a Promise by AKACroatalin September 9, 2016

The Promised Neverland 

A very tense, twisty horror anime about little kids in a death orphanage farm. The best horror anime beisdes Attack on Titan. The 11 year old main characters have a higher I.Q than most adults.

The Promised Neverland is f*cking terrifying.

The Promised Neverland by kaidea October 10, 2019

Promise Ring

A promise ring is a sign of commitment between two people. Often, it is the first token of a serious relationship that is just developing, but exchanging promise rings can equally be a symbol of a joint commitment which is not related to love. A promise ring can mean many things: I promise to always love you.

''I want to marry you in the future, and I want to show you how serious I am about you. I give you this promise ring as a symbol of that''.

Promise Ring by ohsnapitziris September 18, 2018

Abigail’s Promise 

A nonsensical principle coined by the YouTuber, “Internet Comment with Erik”, being a parody of commonly referenced philosophical principles in media such as Occam’s razor and Chekhov’s gun.

“Did you hear about that new Lord of the Rings series? Classic Abigail’s promise right there.”

Abigail’s Promise by Commentiquette Student April 16, 2022

Pinkie Promise 

It's a special kind of promise. Nopony breaks a Pinkie Promise. 'Cross My Heart, Hope to Fly, Stick a Cupcake in my Eye!' is the pinkie promise.

Alright man I Pinkie Promise, I Cross My Heart, Hope to Fly, Stick a Cupcake in my Eye, that I will tell you tomorrow.

Pinkie Promise by tiger3y3s September 22, 2013

Pillow-Talk Promises 

When you are lying in bed with a guy/girl after sex, and make all kinds of plans to go out, and be together in the future. Knowing it's never really gonna happen, it just sounds like a nice thing to say at the time.

This also sounds like a great name for an Emo Band!

I thought we were gonna hang out this weekend, but it turns out it was just pillow-talk promises.

Pillow-Talk Promises by Glynyrd January 12, 2011