Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.

Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.

by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019

Messy Pigeon

Standing up on the toilet lid and doing 1,s and 2's, usually they do not go in the toilet.
The whole area, including the walls, floor and the toilet itself should be covered in waste so it is advisable thtat you don't do it in your own home.
It is often done on purpose to get back at someone.

"That Kane was sporking your girlfriend".
"That Justin Bieber! I am so going to do the biggest Messy Pigeon the world has ever seen at his place!"

by Wane karr November 6, 2011

The Pigeon Man

A man who love pigeons too much

Hey did you see that guy feeding the pigeons.
Yea I think he is The Pigeon Man

by ThePigeonMan_ May 9, 2019

Pigeon People

when you see someone as a pigeon. as in the body is feathers and only the head remains human

Help! I see pigeon people!!!!!

by pigeonspeople April 14, 2020

pigeon washed

sweep something under the rug, cover up.

"The cops investigated my complaint and they pigeon washed that shit...like it never happened!"

by spurldoggy November 8, 2013

commit pigeon

To shit on someone's car or something else they own.
Usually used as threat.

Guy1: Shut up or ill commit Pigeon
Guy2: fine

by Grug was here May 10, 2022

John pigeon

A John pigeon is an outback slang for the common extacy pill called don paregon.

Fuck man how many John pigeons did you have last night

by Johnpigeon3 January 19, 2021