Waffles and Pancakes

An excuse most commonly used when, another asks “what does WAP mean”

Guy 1: Hey bro what does WAP mean?

Guy 2: Uhhh, waffles and pancakes...

by Pantshitter5 October 25, 2020

pancake belly

A person who has had liposuction and has a lot of exess skin

Damn homie, look at the pancake belly on 'er !

by nikkiab November 14, 2007

chocolate pancake

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.

Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!

by Max August 19, 2004

pancake nipples

Extremely oversized nipples, typically seen on overweight girls with orangutan titties

When I removed her bra, I was apalled to see that she had pancake nipples, so I improvized and poured maple syrup on them before sucking on them.

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

pussy pancake

aka twat waffle. Someone who is very annoying and thinks they are the shit, but clearly are a douche bag.

Patrick, you are the biggest pussy pancake, so stop bitching and come pick me up!

by Achey January 26, 2008

pancake breakfast

When a friend comes to the aid of another friend, and in turn, the act of kindness is re-payed with various sexual acts... said acts are never spoken of as they awkwardly stare at each other the next morning over a (you guessed it) pankcake breakfast.

Hey man, thanks for fixing my car! I owe you a pancake breakfast if you're DTF.

by IKnowThingsAboutYou September 12, 2011

cooter pancake

someone who is being a complete retard, or when a chicks twat folds are so fat they look like good old flap jacks.

if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.

if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.

by k-dizzski October 12, 2006