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fling flong pants

Pants that allow the male genitalia to flop around freely in a fling flong like motion.
As Mr. Howell played floor hockey his penis flopped around aggressively in his fling flong pants.
by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013
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Jesus Christ in Capri Pants

Jesus wears Capri pants, Hawaiian shirts, and loafers with no socks, his beard is on fleek.
When used as an expletive , as in :
"Jesus Christ in Capri Pants, did you see that hipsters fanny pack?"
or
"Jesus Christ in Capri pants, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big!"

Can also be used as a handy hashtag... #JesusChristInCapriPants #fannypack #hipster #beckysbutt #lookatit
by socially awkward sally May 17, 2016
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load in the pants

That uncomfortable feeling you get as last nights dinner leaves your body despite your best attempt to clench the butt cheeks
"Damn, Shelia's walking weird"

"Brah, she's got a load in the pants. We had Mexican for lunch."
by thehockeydude December 6, 2016
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carbomb in my pants

When you scream ALLAHUAKBAR and you jizz a lot in your pants
What's that stain on your pants? I made a carbomb in my pants
by FaZe Allah December 19, 2016
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pocketing your parts

When someone puts their hands in thier pockets and pulls on their parts mainly males not as common in females.
*girl walks by*

*guy puts hands in pockets and pulls on his parts*

Jeff: did you see that fine lady?
Cody: Sure did!
Didn't she make you think about pocketing your parts?!
by PeachButt February 10, 2017
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pocketing your parts

When one puts their hand in their pockets and pulls on their parts
Dude! I totally saw you pocketing your parts at the party last night
by PeachButt February 10, 2017
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shit your pants capade

Scared shitless numerous times in a 24 hour period by the same person...
I usually drive but Last night I let friend drive and I seriously had a shit your pants capade by how many time I thought going to die, especially when she made a left at a long left turn sign and was going the wrong direction on the opposite side of the street.
by Roqem May 26, 2017
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