Theodorian Scale

The Theodorian Scale describes on percentage scale of 0% to 100% how similar any peice of music is to a peice of music from the Star Wars franchise.
Mars, the Bringer of War sounds 85% like Star Wars according to the Theodorian Scale.
by HoneyBucketX December 23, 2020
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[pullin a scales]

1. Akwardly stating that you lack in knowledge on a certain subject or joke that everyone around you understands.

2. One who posses little or no knowledge in the area of sex/sex slang and while they try to keep that to themselves, they find themselves in a position in which they must suddenly let the world know they have absolutely no idea what is going on.

"Hey connor, would you rather give, or get head?"

"Give for sure"

"Yea me too"

"Hey chuck, what about you? Give or get?"

"Umm, I really don't know what that is, but okay."

"Then just say give"

"Chucky, you are pullin a scales!"
by jerryG246 December 16, 2008
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V Scale

The measure of the angle of the shorts that get caught sideways up in a fat persons ass.
Hey, Check out that fat chick, I give her a 8 on the V scale.
by Observant at all times August 28, 2008
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Middy Scale

Also referred to as the "midi scale," it is a binary scale akin to the 1-10 hotness scale - except that it goes from 0-1. Its name originates from the lacrosse culture of the suburbs surrounding Boston, MA,USA.

1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with

0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"
--lad #1: "hey look at that girl! over there SOLID one the middy scale"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"
by lolsquid January 29, 2014
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Dicktor Scale

A judge of bad men, rated by girls. Like 'Ricktor Scale' but for dicks. Goes up to 10 usually.
"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"

1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
by Awkward. June 07, 2014
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Boner Scale

The Boner Scale is a scale for measuring the firmness of an erection. It goes from 0-1000, zero being totally flaccid and one thousand being ready to explode.
your moms got some sweet moves, she had me at like a 750 on the boner scale
by tokinwhtguy June 13, 2010
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vagitudinal scale

How severe a girl is giving a guy shit. Similar to the Stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of Hurricanes as being 1-5.
Michelle is giving me level three shit on the vagitudinal scale, and I am not going to take it! She can go fuck herself.
by JMSMD September 24, 2006
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