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Oklahoma Goaltender

(Requires foreskin) Before cumming pull your foreskin over the head to block it
She was about to finish me off and she pulled an Oklahoma goaltender on me.
by Re alnegro August 24, 2018
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Oklahoma Oil Change

Removing a woman's tampon, sucking it clean and sticking it back in.
*In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."
by BigPupper69 November 20, 2024
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Oklahoma Fog Horn

when you hang a dude from his legs off the top of a lighthouse and fuck him until he starts moaning loud enough call boats to shore.
“I just performed an Oklahoma fog horn on Jimmy and seven boats filled with midgets came in and recorded everything
by Flash2110 October 17, 2025
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Oklahoma Spitroast

An Oklahoma Spitroast occurs when many morbidly obese men gather in a trailer park during a tornado and proceed to masturbate on the trashiest female they can find
Hey Earl get everyone together, we’re gonna Oklahoma Spitroast Diamond later in my trailer
by DrakeSteele June 11, 2018
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Oklahoma water slide

This is when a girl is riding your cock and she pisses while sliding up and down your shaft so much she slides right off.
Man, this chick and I were banging after drinking all night, she ended up in the floor after an Oklahoma water slide.
by Daddy Big Balls June 11, 2021
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oklahoma opener

the act of putting a straw into one’s anus and blowing until the subject pops
You wouldn’t believe it! This girl wanted to give me an oklahoma opener last night!
by mr. oklahoma May 31, 2024
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