October 22

National ask out your crush day

Friend : "hey its October 22 you know what that means."

*ask crush out

Probobly says no😂

by Thot696969 October 16, 2019

October 30

The day that you treat the shortest friend like a god/goddess.

Anyone who chooses not to do this can be sacrificed in any way.

“Hey, is that the shortie?”
“Yeah, but you can’t call her/him that, it’s October 30th.”

by Ketchup sauce October 30, 2019

October 18th

Hang out with your crush day

Catch up with the them
Kiss them
Hug them
Hold hands with them

It’s October 18th....start spreading the news

by RAnDom160383 October 14, 2019

october 12

National grab ass day. Grab as many asses as you can (with consent of course)

Mark: Hey bro, did you know it’s national ass grab day?

Liam: no way man! October 12 is my official favourite day *grabs Mark’s ass*

by Sickdefines October 11, 2018

Octavarium

The new masterpiece from geniuses, Dream Theater, due out June 7th, 2005.

If God was a band, He would be Dream Theater.

by Bombinic March 23, 2005

Octopath

Someone who has at least eight mental diseases. Usually has 8 or more fatherless children.

Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.

Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.

Judgement and social conscience: NONE.

An example of an Octopath is Nadya Suleman, mother of the unfortunate La Habra 14.

Fortunately for those who have this challenging mental disorder, they don't have a frigging clue.

by nadya_who December 2, 2009

October 12th

October 12th is the cutest person in the world it also has to be the dopiest thing in the world it also means to have a sweet personality and never will give up and keep on trying

Hey it is October 12th your birthday don’t be Dopey and use your sweet personality to keep people smiling

by Veronica chevay November 2, 2019