The "sport" that all white trash loves. Watch as 43 drivers perform an exciting attempt at turning left for 4+ hours. Caution flags are thrown when wrecks happen, but most of the time it's because a harmless segment of a 4 day old cigarette is found on the track. Pit stops are made too. This is when the drivers cars are having a hard time
turning left or running out of gas. It is also an indicator of how much air pollution is being put in the air from 43 cars. Dale Jr wins every single time.
Danica Patrick loses every single time. The reason white trash attend these events is because they have to celebrate over their last deer kill by watching cars turning left. Often times in the bathrooms, there is nothing but shit in the urinals and piss in the toilets. This is the only place where the women's bathroom is grosser than the men's because of the blood addition. People who come here spend all their yearly savings of $30 to watch cars turn left. They can't afford any extra overpriced clothes, hats, etc. Don't get me started on the $10 toy nascars they sell at the races. This pretty much sums it all up.
turning left or running out of gas. It is also an indicator of how much air pollution is being put in the air from 43 cars. Dale Jr wins every single time.
Danica Patrick loses every single time. The reason white trash attend these events is because they have to celebrate over their last deer kill by watching cars turning left. Often times in the bathrooms, there is nothing but shit in the urinals and piss in the toilets. This is the only place where the women's bathroom is grosser than the men's because of the blood addition. People who come here spend all their yearly savings of $30 to watch cars turn left. They can't afford any extra overpriced clothes, hats, etc. Don't get me started on the $10 toy nascars they sell at the races. This pretty much sums it all up.
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Get the NASCAR mug.An event that is held everyday unknowingly sponsored by Walmart by where any fly by day consumer can become an alustrious Nascar driver by hopping in one of those scooter carts and burn rubber around the store at a blinding 2 mph. Most notorious and famous drivers: old fat people, REALLY fat women, lazy people, white trash, and people with diabetes. Cash registers and the deli counters seem to be the pit stops, with the exit being the finish line.
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