Fruit of the Looming

The act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a poop before you are about to jump in the shower. Most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their poop routine. Doing it naked is just anarchy.

Yo son...you take a dump naked? That's crazy bro. I got to be Fruit of the Looming before my pre shower dump.

by moffboy October 2, 2013

Evil-Fruits

i) A clan which by definition owns all

this can also be applied

ii)to the process of owning all others

i)I was like totally all over the server then, Evil-Fruits turned up andI knew I had to leave...

ii)OMFG I just got totally Evil-Fruited

by Evil-Fruits|R4zb3rry August 20, 2006

Fruit spray

The massive episode of diarrhea after eating a large amount of fruit.

After Mike and I ate that watermelon and cantaloupe we experienced fruit spray at the mall.

by deejinator27 July 29, 2014

fruit-beamed

1.) to be hit on by a gay person unwillingly.

gay guy:"hey big boy, how's it goin' * touches strait's hair"

strait victim: "---um..."

victim's friends: "haha he's gettin fruit-beamed like a motherfucker" lolol

by Mr.Pipez January 2, 2011

sewer fruit

The leftovers from a deplorable dinner which are promptly disposed after a singular bite into the window wells of a nearby building.

Man Bennett’s panties are all in a bunch because his kids were eating the sewer fruit again.

by Titty_whisperer August 21, 2019

utility fruit

Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen.

Lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.

by some stoner October 22, 2006

Dog Fruit

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )

Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound

by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022