The act in which a man has sex with a
pregnant woman and the baby tries to play with his dick.
(IN THE BREAKROOM AT WORK)
Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”
Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.
Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?