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Ma'am-nesia 

A partial or total loss of memory effecting only women whilst shopping for clothes or holiday decorations.
Becky excitedly purchased a $200 Halloween wreath, not realizing she had already bought the same wreath, due to an early onset case of ma'am-nesia.
Ma'am-nesia by Tommy Shenanigans October 14, 2021

Playing with Nessie

The act in which a man has sex with a
pregnant woman and the baby tries to play
with his dick.
(IN THE BREAKROOM AT WORK)

Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”

The Poat Nesaki Voice 

The voice someone makes when impersonating neskai, it’s usually a nerdy voice but different
Guy 1: hey do the The Poat Nesaki Voice
Guy 2: ok

Yahiamice's [PLACE] of [ADJECTIVE]ness 

a discord server, owned and created by Yahiamice (Yahi for short)
person 1: Is Yahiamice's PLACE of ADJECTIVEness any good?
person 2: yeah you should join it, there are a lot of funny people

Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness 

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.
Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness
This word is used to put emphasis onto a word to make it into an adjective... or a more powerful adjective.
That reaks of coolness, She is the hotness, I am the Twiggness
-ness by The Spooky Twigg October 28, 2004