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Nintendick

noun. Nintendo Fanboys GameCrap, because they spend countless amounts of dollars buying crappy rpg pokemon games to substitute the warm, embrace of a girlfriend. Their hollow lives are filled with hours of turn-based garbage followed by a short break of Hentai Masturbation.
Their lives are currentley being filmed for a Michael Moore epic "The Virgin Console". The members of this "elite" group of lonely bastards are usually aged from 20-40 while still living in the murky depths of their mother's basements. Their sexual actvity (Hentai Maturbation) must be done secretley as time is limited, as their mothers seem to have a knack for sensing semen. It is from that fact Nintendicks have been forced to evolve, allowing themselves to ejaculate within a matter of seconds. Their uncanny ability to whack off is a sign of Nintendo's greatest leap of evolution. Congratulations Nintendo! Thousands of generations will end thanks to your absolutley nerd enticing, retardation enducing brand of rpg bullshit. Well Done!
That guy whacked off to Hentai! What a Nintendick!
by Sonyroolz September 21, 2005
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Nintendo

Synonymous with fanboy.

A fantastically successful company known for bringing video games to the masses, Nintendo is home to at least attempting innovation, and despite some dissent among "hardcore" gamers that Nintendo caters to kids, tends to succeed more often than not -- if not critically, then at least commercially.

Though they tend to deny it, Nintendo inarguably possesses the greatest legion of fanboys any console company has ever seen. "Character Battles" that occur on popular websites rarely see any non-Nintendo character win, despite game sales figures which would suggest other characters would win. The most popular games also tend to be Nintendo, almost all the time -- even though sales figures do not support such popularity.

While sales figures of the Nintendo Wii have been staggeringly high, game quality is particularly low, especially when compared to Microsoft's XBox 360, the Sony Playstation 2, and even Nintendo's own Gamecube. Meta-review scores of Nintendo Wii games by independent websites are nearly all below-average, while, despite a general poor implementation of the WiiMote/Nunchuck control inputs, User Reviews rate them at a much higher level.

The only explanation is fanboy.
When someone talks about how great something is, that has great market success, but which is, in actuality, quite mediocre:

"You're so Nintendo."

Translated: "You're such a fanboy."
by Kylearan September 10, 2007
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nintendo ho

Someone who is technology dependent, plays love games or is named Zelda
' Shut up Gregg, I'm on my phone!' screamed Ally. ' What ever you Nintendo ho!' replied Gregg
by Willilicious56 April 11, 2008
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Nintendo fanboy

A person who favors nintendo over Microsoft and Sony.Above defs are stereotypes. I should know. Im a nintendo fanboy.
by Pieku October 22, 2006
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Nintendo Colon

Where an individual plays video games for an extreme long time and avoids pooping so they can continue to play without interrupting their game. Nintendo Colon results in extreme constipation.
Billy play XBOX360 so long he's been diagnosed with a case of Nintendo Colon
by crapsandviche August 8, 2012
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nagito komaeda on the nintendo switch

person 1 : heyy it's me, nagito komaeda on the nintendo switch

person 2 : i don't care
by royale eve ~ August 9, 2021
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nintendhoe

A person, typically female, who uses Nintendo games and other Nintendo products to appeal to a potential partner despite not actually caring about or playing Nintendo games themselves
Jessica asked if I wanted to play Smash Bros but all she wanted to do was "smash"

Bro she's definitely a nintendhoe. Just move on man
by krabtuallyfinsane January 5, 2021
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