When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.
Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
Get the Speed Racer Yard Salemug. The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
Get the Sales & Marketing Directormug. If something is not for sale, then it's something that you're dying to have, but not sold at any grocery store. It's akin to extra screen time allotment that you start to deserve once you subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels, but it's something you cannot easily obtain from your parents.
That new gaming console is definitely not for sale; I’ve tried everything to convince my parents, but they just won’t budge!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
Get the not for salemug. It is a colloquial expression referring to the transaction of illegal drugs for money used in Thailand
by nymnion April 10, 2023
Get the Gam Salesmug. by Garsten February 12, 2022
Get the dn salemug. Person 1: (hangs up sign for garage sale)
Person 2: I'd better get out of here, this is starting to look like a Garage Sale
Person 2: I'd better get out of here, this is starting to look like a Garage Sale
by Shuastereno October 23, 2012
Get the Garage Salemug. by joshy rotten October 17, 2008
Get the bag salemug.