homework

The fuckin' bullshit that you should have done yesterday night.

My shitty teacher gave me a big fat zero for not doing my homework.

by dafuq785? December 21, 2013

homework

If you don't do homework, you'll get stuck in war.

The example below, you know who said that.

You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq.

by hahahahahahahhahhh February 7, 2012

homework

An act of self pleasure. Often with pornography

Drew: Done much homework lately

Riley: No, As i have no penis

by Drewbourgeois January 6, 2007

homework

1. Something ELSE for teenagers to whine about, as if they needed anything more.

2. Work given by teachers to be completed outside the classroom, intended to reinforce learning so the ungrateful little fuckers might actually learn something instead of spending all their time talking on the phone about who screwed who or participating in worthless extra-curricular activities such as football and cheerleading.

Stop adding idiotic definitions here, shut the fuck up, and go do your fucking homework.

by Abudoobie January 10, 2006

Homework

A term used by bros to bring attention to a highly unattractive ass in the vicinity whose owner is in hearing range. The term is generally simply shouted in a one-word sentence.

*Unattractive girl walks by*

Bro 1: HOMEWORK!

*Bro 2's attention is brought to the unattractive girl*

Bro 2: AUGHH!

by Lolsonmyballz July 6, 2011

Homework

I wish you were homework so I could lay you on that desk and do ya(;

Desk, homework

by HahahahahHehe September 17, 2011

homework

The thing that chumps complain about because they want to play video games instead. It never really takes that long to do, but idiots let it pile up until the last minute then whine about how their free thought is suppressed by it, or some crap. The idiots then come up with a shitty excuse for why they didn't do it. The excuse is totally lame because the idiot's brain was fried by the sudden need to think.

Bob: "Dude, man, let me copy your homework for math that's due today."

Jim: "I don't even take the same class as you."

Bob: "Really? You were in a dream I was having in that class yesterday."

Jim: "You're retarded."

by Lazy People October 3, 2009