Shit Ness Monster

A phrase that relates to the monster that REALLY lives in Loch Ness Lake. It is made of shit, hence, the term: Shit Ness Monster.

Also just a fun thing to say.

I just fell off my roof! Shit Ness Monster!

by Scottage March 7, 2007

bitch ass-ness

when niggas act like the girls in relationship

when girls just want to be booty calls and the guys wants a relationship the guy is being real bitch ass-ness

by anna spencer October 6, 2008

Loch Ness

Sex position involving two participants. Participant A lays on his/her stomach, while participant B inserts himself, into A's back hole. Then B stretches, to rest one knee on the middle of A's spine. B then places hands on A's shoulders, and begins a thrusting / pulling motion, stimulating both partners so much, climax is almost forced within seconds.

1) He Loch Nessed me until I went blind.

2)We Nessied until I couldn't feel anymore. Then we started over.

by Joseph Esperes December 6, 2004

ness

1. The thing your in
2. A state of mind with yourself
3. Your own religion

I'm in my ness right now, leave me alone!!!!

by Gracie cute and sexy October 3, 2004

Gay-ness

Someone who is more than gay and just plain stupid, obnoxious, and gay! Perferibly a guy.

That guy is totally gay-ness!

by BrittanyBomb May 11, 2008

ness

All the factors that make up a person, physically or emotionally

Those socks really fit Amanda’s ness.

I find Sally’s ness to be really attractive.

by Ashley Burbank December 21, 2008

nesi

Nesipooh is a pretty smart young woman she is most likely to he darkskin. She is mean & has a bad attitude 9×ouuta 10

Nesi is very thicc

by AaaahAaatAaaah June 6, 2018