myspace

An e-community where Long Island picture whores (but from all over the world) can get together online and have a huge conformist party. On myspace, people are rated on popularity by having the most my space "friends". 59% of people having myspace accounts either have no real friends, or have questioned their sexuality.

"Yo man, we are having a myspace party tonight, you down?"
"No fag, fuck off. While you are having sex with your hand, I'm going to get bloody high and bury my face girlfriends bush."

"OH! MY! GOD! I've seen you on myspace!"
"Bitch sit down, I'm straight."

"I have 43 myspace friends and its only my first week!"
"Whore nobody cares, go out and drive your moms S-class and find some real friends."

by Jamesthe3rd June 21, 2006

myspace

The home of fake rappers appear or look like a real one.

Whoa this niggas is famous, look hes got his own myspace space

by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008

myspace

A website that is widely used by people who have no real friends, and think their popular because they have loads of friends who origianally sent them a friends request because your picture came up on one of those websites that i cant be bothered to describe

Dont say that! thats mean! =O what would my myspace friends think?!

by Ellee-x February 21, 2008

myspace

a cult that will suck you in whatever chance it gets.
Don't be fooled, children.
Myspace is bad shit.

Robin goes on myspace for 7 hours a time. How much lower can you get?

by OHMYJULIET. April 12, 2008

myspace

myspace is a place online that you can go to. it is also known as the devil.

When i kid is crying and cutting himself in the corner because he didn't get more than 50 comments on his new emo picture, "myspace" has gotten to him.

by Codizzle3 January 18, 2008

myspace

A social networking site that was popular a few years ago when scene kids were taking over the world. It died along with Bebo, when everyone realised high camera angles and clipped fringes aren't hot anymore. Now it's all about telling stalkers you just ate a cheese sandwich on Twitter or prepping it up on Facebook.

"lolz do you have a myspace? it's totally hxc/rad <3"
"nah bubba, i have facebook though ftw"
"lolz isn't that like for old people tho? <3"

by lolololololololzzzzzz July 13, 2009

MySpace

A Dead Zone!

Joe: Do you have a MySpace?

Ruth: WTF? Is this 2010?
do we still do MySpace? thats a dead zone..better getcho ass a Twitter!

by Shes Smart March 25, 2010