music withdrawal

the intense symptoms of not being able to listen to music over lengthy amounts of time, or when you normally listen

Symptoms Include:
-jitters
-hyperventilating
-hyper activity
-anxiety
-singing to yourself
-making music in any way/shape/form (ex: drumming with your pencil, tapping your foot)

You will experience relief once your music has been restored to you, or you hear music (bad or good)

*shaking, jumping up and down, singing to yourself, looking crazy to other people*

dude 1: dude whats up with you?!

dude 2 (withdrawing): MUSIC WITHDRAWAL, ITS KILLER!

dude 1: o man, here listen to my iPod it will help

dude 2: ohh thanks so much, you're a lifesaver

by music_is_life_2012 October 9, 2010

microwave music

Music (or a beat) that is made cheaply, fast, for the radio, or sales; generally not of high production, thought, and value.

Also referring to digital music production.

Question: What do you think about that new song on the radio?

Response: That song is terrible. That's microwave music.

by o t i s January 24, 2008

musical theory

Musical theory is vital knowledge for anyone wishing to compose music involving more than half a dozen instruments. It is recommended knowledge for anyone wishing to arrange music for more than half a dozen instruments. Anyone who writes music for more than about half a dozen instruments without knowledge of musical theory is inevitably either writing an arrangement of a simpler piece or composing modern music.

Serving suggestion: Musical theory best served with at least 2 years experience with actual musical instrument.

John spent two and a half years at the Vienna Conservatorium of Music learning musical theory.

by Bob Hu January 5, 2004

AP Music Theory

Something that continually makes your brain hurt, as not even the teacher knows what to do sometimes, and can lead to brain juice leaking out of ears.

Side Effects : Rocking back and forth in the corner while you hold your knees, because the proper way to resolve a half diminished VII chord is wrong.

Dude. I have brain juice leaking out of my ears after AP Music Theory

by Max Is Incredibly Amazing October 25, 2010

Musically

The app where little kids and vines stars go to show that they have no talent. Almost none of it has real music just 12 year olds doing voice overs of terrible vines. There is rarely talent and when there is they don't get the credit they deserve.

That little shit is on musically

by AND I SAID HAYYYY YAAAA September 13, 2016

music

something that makes everything okay.

"well i just got dumped, lost my house in a fire, and accidentally ran over my dog. but i still have my radiohead music album! life is good."

by silly hats only July 29, 2007

Berklee College of Music

Berklee College of Music is a music school in Boston, known for its top notch teachers and world class graduates.

It is also very overpriced and has very, very few females attending. Fortunately Boston Conservatory is close by which has a very low male population making for...well you know where I'm going with this. Also a very high percentage of students are metrosexual or asian, or both. Metrasian.

Extracurricular activities besides practicing or jamming can almost positively include smoking mad blunts and drinking 40s.

Over all an excellent college.

"Berklee College of Music is the only college where smoking pot improves your grades!" -John Mayer

by patmethenyhasnosoul December 29, 2009