Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
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Brian: Man your clothes are so like... uncool hey.
Frank: Oh no dude, really? I feel real bad now.
Brian: On the other hand, check out that Murtagh over there!
Frank: Thanks man, I don't feel so bad about myself now.
Frank: Oh no dude, really? I feel real bad now.
Brian: On the other hand, check out that Murtagh over there!
Frank: Thanks man, I don't feel so bad about myself now.
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