Butt Monitor

A bouncer at a gay nightclub.

Wow, that butt monitor was really hard on us last night.

by Pterodactyl pornography May 3, 2017

Monica

Monica, the biggest bat shit craziest person you have ever met. Yeah she seems harmless, loner even but don’t let that trick you. She’ll allure you with her outcast persona and drag you to the deepest pits of hell. If you are friends with a Monica watch your back. You’ll think you are the best of friends until she calls you a gay faggot and or a drug addict behind your back just to hang out with you the next day. Along with her ugly personality she displays the worst case of eczema all over her body. Therefore, leading her to use makeup were she uses the wrong foundation shade AND overlines and underlines her lips in a ugly matte lipstick that doesn’t suit her.

Monica: Quick give me a excuse not to hang out with them, they’re a bunch of weebs.

Monica: Dustin and Drew?No I would never hang out with them they’re big drug addicts

by Pumkinspiceuggsandlattes October 2, 2018

Monica

A really annoying kinda rude girl that's from school and acts like shes rich

Ew! It's Monica

by BEAUTIFUL PERSON AKA WILLIS October 6, 2020

Monica

A lying bitch.
She lies all the time, and will push you around.

She hates your guts.
Don't interact with a Monica.

She may be pretty, but is horrible and snake-like. She will go out of her way to be rude to you. A friend-ship ruiner.

Person One: Monica keeps lying!
Person Two: Duh, she's a Monica.

by _Hello June 16, 2021

Monica Neck

A game where a hard neck slap is the result of a dumb comment.In order to obtain a "Monica Neck" a series of words must be said in any order to lock in the punishment.They are Black magic,white magic,silver magic and No changing(No specific order). To block a "Monica Neck" you must say any of the previous words before they say the entire thing.The rules of Monica neck are:No public slapping, Each Monica Neck must be filmed(phone,camera ect...)No Monica Necks under the influence of ANYTHING.To receive a Monica neck you must stand bent at a 90 degree angle and then receive your slap bare skin.Also a "Neck Save" can be called, if u obtain 10 neck saves in a weeks span on one player they must recieve a "Monica Neck".The final rule to Monica Neck is once you start, there is no way out unless you receive a Monica Neck from every player and the only way out of a Monica Neck is by giving the punisher $10.(The game is never ending without getting Monica Necked to get out.)

Cheeks:Yo where are my keys?
Ryan:Bro your holding them!
Ryan:Monica Neck! Silver magic, Black magic, White magic, No Changing!
Cheeks:FUCK DUDE!

by Walter Rodriguez November 27, 2007

Monica

Monica is an ugly ass bitch that thinks she's the shit fake as fuck and looks like a hippo and trys to make you feel guilty about everything even though it always her. MORAL:FUCK MONICA

Hey MONICA F.U.C.K Y.O.U what does that spell FUCK YOU 🖕

by Fuck monica January 26, 2019

manicorn

A manicorn is like a black hole of hate. the dirty rotten moist hole of 5 dollar whores in Nevada. That sort of hole. A manicorn is a man so filled with this unholy of holy hate that through out his early stages in life as a man very much so similar to the pupae stage in most insects this hate festers. Then through metamorphisis he emerges from a blanket of distrust and mean mean words one morning. He is then a manicorn!!! This new manicorn looks very much so like an every day normal guy however he has a slight horn on is forehead. It is in this horn that ALL the hate that was collected by that filthy hole are brought together. It is here in this horn ... that hate lazers exist. BEWARE OF THE MANICORN!!!

Sarah: OMG hey william hows your day going? It seems you just evolved into a manicorn! COOL!"

William: FUCKING BLOODY PUSSY FART DIEEEEE!!!! *emits hate lazer and blows poor sarah's head off*

by H3br3wHamm3r September 22, 2011