somatic massage

A "new age" form of massage in which women can fool themselves into thinking touching other men's Penises is not cheating when it fact it clearly is. If you are getting paid for this it becomes a euphemism for prostitution.

"Hey! My wife is taking classes in Somatic Massage and thinks it's not cheating even though she jerked off three dudes"

"Woo-Hoo! I hope she got a $3000 tip for doing that!!!"

by Redd Johnson May 13, 2014

massagie

massage with a happy ending.

I'm tired meeting these broke girls at the clubs, lets go get a massagie

by slimatvo June 17, 2008

massab

beast in bed

1: i wanna go with a massab again

by wizard101 lol :P May 20, 2010

Marion Massage

The act of a man massaging a woman's butthole until a turd falls out. The poop is then transferred to the woman's hand, and then the woman massages it into the man's butthole. Named after Marion, Ohio.

Steve: So what'd you and Lexie do last night?
Jim: Marion Massage
Steve: Lucky guy!

by convojake February 23, 2011

massa

A term used by black slaves during the slavery era. "Massa" is another word for saying "master". It became a trend on TikTok during a certain period. It was funny until non-black persons starting using the term.

"Massa I have some news for you"
"Pick me massa" - tiktok trend

by jaylen2005 February 13, 2021

mass texting

When a text message is sent to multiple contacts within a phonebook.

Kevin: Melanie just texted me and was like, "What's up?"... I thought she said she had plans and couldn't hang out tonight.

David: Yeah, I got that, too.

Lacey: WTF?! I'm so sick of her mass texting and leaving me out!

David: Guess we know why she didn't want to hang out tonight...

by Alyk March 4, 2009

Woburn, Massachusetts

City at the northwest edge of Greater Boston, where route 93 and I-95 intersect. Really isn't that bad of a place, but isn't somwhere you'd want to spend your whole life. Mostly populated by Italians, Irish, and Hispanics.
Also has a really nice movie theater and a pretend mall.

Don't drink the water in Woburn, Massachusetts. You might get cancer.

by sksee April 14, 2006