Mitch

The most lit kid in middle school. HOOOOOOOOOT🔥 Lovely, nice, and caring. But his brain doesn't work so much.

Hey look at John he is such a Mitch.

by JkLOLS122 February 8, 2017

Rebecca Romijn Is Related To Mitch Sturkenboom Through Hellstrom

Rebecca Romijn Is Related To Mitch Sturkenboom Through Hellstrom

Rebecca Romijn Is Related To Mitch Sturkenboom Through Hellstrom

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

MITch(es)

Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are undeniably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Luke: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Holly: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

Karen: I'll be fine as long as my MITch(es) love me!

by eniwaffles April 30, 2014

Mitch

A very big dick head and has no fucking friends and should kill himself

I saw Mitch the other day and I wanted to kill myself

by Callmeonurcellphone April 22, 2019

Mitch

Mitch - better then Matt/Matthew in every possible way.

Just saying. If it’s on urban dictionary it’s true remember

Matthew had a good game, but Mitch was better

by Matthasa1inchdick October 3, 2022

Mitch

He’s the kind of guy to cheat on you and he’s also your brothers best friend and you dated cause you thought he was a nice guy but no

Phoenix: Yo is that Mitch
cassidy: *runs behind a tree*
Phoenix: get over him already

by Da phuc June 22, 2019

Mitch

A bowel movement of the greatest magnitude;
The biggest, sloppiest, wet shit.

“Fuck that Indian food, I gotta to take a Mitch!”

by HunnitJEEZUSH August 4, 2018