microwave turtle

The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.

I LIKE BIG TITTIES IN MY MICROWAVE TURTLE

by Appl3Python April 25, 2014

microwaved it

The act of moving a girl's panties to the side, instead of removing them, to save time during sex

Benny: that was quick...you hit that?
Patrick: hell yeah...I was in a hurry so I just microwaved it.

by patrickhellard August 20, 2015

microwaved

adj. absurdly high; high to the point where people can see it radiating off you

Virginia: You smoked, didn't you?

Komal: . . . can u tell?

Virginia: Yeah, you're fuckin' microwaved.

by the ex emcee November 9, 2017

Microwave babies

Microwave babies are the new generation of teenagers born between 1990 and 2018 they do everything fast like Microwave popcornThey don’t wanna work and very confrontational

These microwave babies is very confrontational

by Microwave babies June 11, 2021

Miroku

1-To slap, grab, and/or rub a girl's butt

I pulled a miroku on jen ;) (then got slapped)

by luda November 21, 2004

mrow

A meow, but coming from a cat with diarrhea.

MROW - the cat with diarrhea

by KaterZz July 2, 2003

Miroku

Baka, hentiaish, houshi in Inuyasha.

Miroku is such a perv!

by Courtney November 18, 2003