When, as a prank, someones shoes are pooped in, thereby causing them to step in said poo when the shoes are put on. Typically done in the north country of Minnesota during a camping trip when said persons shoes happen to be moccasins left outside their tent overnight.
John was displeased when he realized that warm squishy sensation between his toes were in fact a fresh pair of minnesota moccasins.
by poopiedoopie56 October 17, 2011

A Latin derived term meaning: An oversexed girl who gets her self esteem from sexual encounters, including group and lesbian sex. Is willing to ruin her own child’s life to prove a point; however, can’t/won’t see it that way.
If you find a Minnesota Tina who knows what to do with it, run as fast as your little legs will carry you.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019

A group of men tie a woman to the bed and all Jack off into a pillow case put it on the woman's head and leaves the room
by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

A long snow pile that forms in the middle of a wide town road after it's plowed. The snow pile is often not traversable without the most hickest of pickup trucks, so it essentially functions as if a median was installed on the road.
I was goin out fer a rip on the old snow cat when I got to main street and saw the plows came through already and formed that Minnesota Median that always shows up around there.
That's when I decided to take my snow cat and jump the Minnesota Median and oh you betcha that was the best thing I've done on rip in a while.
That's when I decided to take my snow cat and jump the Minnesota Median and oh you betcha that was the best thing I've done on rip in a while.
by OlGrandpaGallager October 16, 2021

When You Are Having Sexual Intercourse from Behind In Doggy Style , The Male Throws His Leg over The Females Shoulder and she begins to clip his toenails.
by Natetheninja August 24, 2018

When the randomly hot person from the Midwest sneaks a corn-finger finger up the back door without any forewarning mid-fellatio, knowing full well you’re a bootyhole virgin.
You know, I really thought I liked her but then she hit me with the Minnesota Knuckle, and now I’m not sure what to think!
by Spumoni September 10, 2021

A woman who engages in group and lesbian sex, whilst fooling her boyfriend into thinking that it’s only he she’s fucking. This type of women is hysterical and if she gives birth to your baby in the county of Anoka, she’ll use witchery to fool the judge into thinking that you are crazy whilst all the while, it’s actually her that’s as crazy as a loon.
Have you ever gone on a date with a Minnesota Renville? Oh you have? Did you notice the bruises and redness all around her lady parts? Whatever you do, don’t knock her up because she is so evil as to purposely keep the father out of the child’s life.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 27, 2019
