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Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails
Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.
by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021
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Minnesota sex change

It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.
Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.
by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021
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Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.
Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.
by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021
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Minnesota Snuggle

It is when a man sits on a toilet to deficate. While the female rides his cock. So while male releases his bowles and nut sack into female at the same time.
This morning I sat down to take a dumb when my girlfriend decided to give me a minnesota Snuggle.
by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021
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Reverse Minnesota Snuggle

When a woman is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and a man comes in , picks her up as to have her hover over the toilet so he can screw her while she shits.
My girl had to take a wicked shit this morning I stepped in picked her up and I gave her a reverse Minnesota Snuggle
by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021
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minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"
by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012
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Minnesota Snow Angel

A game played by Minnesotans during the winter. It is generally played by Minnesota white boys who jump into a hot jacuzzi, and then proceed to run out and jump face down into the snow to see who lasts the longest.
John: What are you guys doin?!

Mike: Seeing who gets hypothermia by doing a Minnesota Snow Angel!
by Theeman4407 January 2, 2013
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