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Minnesota Meatballs

Jelly, usually grape but may be strawberry, filled meatballs
“Hey do you guys have Minnesota meatballs down here?” “Hell no!!”
by Suspecting-Crab61 November 6, 2025
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Minnesota Milk Mountain

When the performance of 6 men stacked like a mountain lube each other up with whole milk and partake in a sex act. Origin: Minnesota
Did you guys hear David was in a Minnesota Milk Mountain?
by Superdupercoolguy777 December 15, 2025
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Minnesota Money Shot

When a Chistofascist gets his face covered in silly string during a failed protest attempt in Minneapolis.
Did you hear about what happened to Jake?

Yeah, his protest was a flop and the locals gave him a silly string facial. It was a classic Minnesota Money Shot.
by KatrinaJade January 18, 2026
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Foley, Minnesota

A small town of about 2000 people in central Minnesota. Almost like a black-hole, Foley sucks you in and you are unable to escape no matter how desperate you are to live somewhere normal. Populated with hicks and rednecks who frown on anything even remotely normal.
Man, I wish I could afford to move out of Foley, Minnesota.
by lost. soul. April 5, 2011
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Bloomington, Minnesota

A city with a population over 80,000+ people, located not far from Minneapolis. Home to the Mall of America, Nickelodeon Universe (formerly known as Camp Snoopy), Minneapolis/St. Paul Int'l Airport, an IKEA, the headquarters of Toro, and was home to the old Met's stadium. Larger than Bloomington, Illinois.
I am leaving my house today to go to Bloomington, Minnesota, not the Illinois one, to do some shopping.
by DerTrommler August 1, 2012
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north branch minnesota

A town in East Central Minnesota full of either gays or red necks. Guns and a lot of Republicans that love to shoot and fly their Confederate flags.Yee Yee is a common saying
They got alot of them nothren southerners in North Branch Minnesota
by Austin the yeet February 1, 2017
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Cambridge, Minnesota

The town where 14 year olds get pregnant by 27 year olds, drug deals go down in the McDonald's parking lot , 13 year old pot heads roam the streets, and where people judge you for absolute fucking reason. Need a temporary friendship that lasts for 4 days? That's nothing Cambridge can't do for you! Need a boyfriend/girlfriend just for the sake that you can say you have one? Cambridge has got your back! Want to be a true thug? Visit the crematorium, and hang out at the skate park! Have absolutely no talent, and can't sing for shit? That's OK, make a YouTube channel anways, and feed off of the "compliments". Trying to get popular? Simple, suck a dick! Here at fuckboy city, girls and guys find a new 'significant other' each and every week, and call it "true love". Need any extra makeup? The fake girls here have plenty caked on their face, just for you! Virgin? God forbid, you're a slut.

Book your visit today, to meet all the narcissistic sluts and fuckboys of Cambridge, Minnesota. We have everything you need to fuck you up emotionally, and question your existence.
Hmm, you're a judgmental bitch, must be from Cambridge, Minnesota.
by straightouttactown September 5, 2016
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