Philza minecraft

The father of millions of mentally ill crows who just decided that he was their dad now. He likes the Milo and the b i r t h.

1. Hey did u see Philza minecraft earlier?
2. No, but I saw mumza.
1. Oh that's good.
...
1. Where.

by BlondeGæ September 30, 2021

minecraft anal

When your Minecraft experience get a little too sexy; so you insert your dick into the USB port.

Mom I think my dicks stuck again, I was having Minecraft analing.

by Kang142 April 21, 2018

2D Minecraft

NOT Terraria.

Person 1: Want to play Terraria?
Incel: no, thats just 2d minecraft
Person 1: Fuck off.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna June 01, 2021

Minecraft Noob

A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:

-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal

And many more

Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:

Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!

*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.

by cinnabellex3 February 20, 2012

Minecraft Hardcore

F for Ph1lza

Ph1lza: dies in Minecraft Hardcore
Everyone: F

by TheManInTheChickenCostume April 13, 2020

Minecraft Girlfriend

Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .

"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."

by milly milly milly December 02, 2019

A Tribute to Minecraft

A YouTube video essay created by Jschlatt. Widely considered a modern masterpiece, He takes the viewer on a retrospective overview of the game Minecraft and how it left an impact on his life and maybe yours too.

Person A: "Have you seen A Tribute to Minecraft?"
Person B: "Yeah".

Person A: It's a shame the YouTube algorithm doesn't support that type of content anymore.

by malik823 February 28, 2021