mile high club

Having sex while flying on the wings of a pterodactyl.

While flying to New Orleans on a pterodactyl's wings I screwed a random lady, while in action a boy yelled, "mommy why is your butt in my face." His mom replied,"Billy give me a second, I'm joining the mile high club."

by Cedric James January 17, 2008

Marlboro Milds

A type of mentholated Marlboro cigarettes, falling below full Menthols, and above Lights in terms of strength. Standard packaging (blue).

Smoker 1: What do you smoke?
Smoker 2: Marlboro Milds.
Smoker 1: Pussy, well, at least they aren't lights.

by SeanB06 September 28, 2006

50 mile rule

a rule stating that if you are more than 50 miles away from the person you are dating then all faithfulness to your significant other is null and void. Similar to out of sight out of mind.

Sally said she was enacting the 50 mile rule when she went home with random far away bar guy.

by inspire_d March 12, 2004

Malden, Illinois

Malden, Illinois is a mythical town with one deranged resident. It is a figment of its creator's imagination. Malden is not real, nor does it have a zip code.

Malden's sole resident: "Let's go back to Malden, Illinois!"
Friend: "No, not this again.."

by Malden isn't real October 7, 2011

mile run

Death

The longest and most painful 10 minutes if your life will be in the mile run.

by life+school=death November 29, 2017

Middern

not the southern part of the U.S. not the northern part of the U.S. but the middle part of the U.S.

“What part of the U.S. do you live in”
“I live in the middern part of the U.S.”

by jojoyobro June 30, 2018

Mile high

to have sex on an airplane or to be very successfull.

«yo that girl has so much money» «yeah she’s mile high»

by mackan August 25, 2020