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Michigan Mudpuppy 

When you eat ass with a mouthful of chewing tobacco (especially Grizzly Wintergreen Long Cut or Copenhagen).

See also: Skol-pository
Big Terry came running out into the garage and yelled, “Someone give me a lipper, I’m gonna give her the Michigan Mudpuppy!”

Michigan Mudpuppy 

Eating ass with a horseshoe chew of grizzly wintergreen in.
Maniac 1: I just put a lipper and ate that dirty girls ass.
Maniac 2: Dude, you gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!

Michigan Mudpuppy 

Eating ass with a horseshoe chew of Grizzly Wintergreen in.
Maniac 1: Bro, I had a fat lipper of griz in when I ate that dirty girl's ass last night.
Maniac 2: Dude! You gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!
Maniac 1: Hell Yeah!

Michigan hat

If someone has a Michigan Hat it means they have a bounty of a million dollars. This is because there is an “M” (million) on their head.

It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.
KJ walkin round like he don’t got a Michigan Hat. Stupid ass…
Michigan hat by Spoking July 14, 2024

Michigan Mixture 

The act of loading one's anus with various bodily fluids; cum, blood, sweat, vomit, feces, etc, and then mixing it together with another's dick.
Yeah man, did you see that video? Martin got a nasty Michigan Mixture

Michigan Mike 

A sexual act wherein you place a woman into an ice fishing hole and hit it from behind while she stares down a lake trout

Similar to popular videos involving step-mothers being stuck in the dryer, however with the added risk of hypothermia
You should've seen the girl Larry picked up the other day, he took out to the lake and gave her the Michigan Mike
Michigan Mike by MichiganMike January 4, 2025