Messianic Judaism is a syncreated faith of jewish customs and practices and evangelical Christian worship and worship Yeshua (Jesus) as the Mashiach (Messiah)
by Alvin swartzman July 11, 2014
Get the Messianic judaism mug.The Jewish word given to the saviour of the world, was thought to be Jesus (who was actually an Arab Magician). One of the most famous uses of the word messiah was in Monty Python's: The Life of Brian were Brian is mistaken to be the messiah of Jerusalem.
crowd: "Show us the Messiah!"
Mum: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"
crowd: "BRIAN! Show us Brian"
Mum: "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy, now go away!"
Mum: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"
crowd: "BRIAN! Show us Brian"
Mum: "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy, now go away!"
by Calmal February 19, 2007
Get the Messiah mug.by awesomnessguy May 11, 2010
Get the sext message mug.Messias is a motherfucker
by Lumingo hater December 5, 2003
Get the Messias mug.A last resort when your luck has run out at the club, and you have no other chance for action. You instantly scroll through your phone's contact list and look for the hottest female friends you have. You send a message that notes You, Me, who's place thus initiating action with a Sext Message
Justin: Yo man its closing time and we got nothin', any plans to take someone down after this?
Chase: Fuck there's nothing here....hold on....I'm gonna Sext Message Nicole, Novi, and the Rat.....see who's DTF.
Chase: Fuck there's nothing here....hold on....I'm gonna Sext Message Nicole, Novi, and the Rat.....see who's DTF.
by Bawsss March 6, 2009
Get the Sext Message mug.Where I've been modded more times than I can count.... still a fun place to be though. Also a place where some boards are overrun with trolls that can't spell.
User 1: Hey, I have a question. If you put really hot butter in a chick's clit, will it burn her?
User 2: No shit. What in the fuck are YOU smoking?
User 3: Yes.
User 4: OMFG teh LOLZ yu n00b wtfwtfwtf dpsht mothrfcker yu sck bitch
User 1: Thanks!
User 2: Dumbass....
Mod: *moderates Users 2 and 4*
User 2: What the fuck? Dipshit! In Soviet Russ-*gets shot*
User 2: No shit. What in the fuck are YOU smoking?
User 3: Yes.
User 4: OMFG teh LOLZ yu n00b wtfwtfwtf dpsht mothrfcker yu sck bitch
User 1: Thanks!
User 2: Dumbass....
Mod: *moderates Users 2 and 4*
User 2: What the fuck? Dipshit! In Soviet Russ-*gets shot*
by Seefu Sefirosu August 16, 2005
Get the GameFAQs Message Boards mug.by Swingsta December 15, 2003
Get the Messaha Square mug.