A text message recieved during the act of turning your phone on vibrate and placing it between your legs while driving.
by Pseudomania September 26, 2008
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Get the messenger pants mug.A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!
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situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.
situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.
susie: i wonder why that hott guy hasn't answered my constant text messages for the last three and a half hours
-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-
susie: oh, no worries! he's online!
-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-
susie: oh, no worries! he's online!
by jannnnnnnna July 29, 2009
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For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
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