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Malachi

Gods people failed again and again
calls for fidelity to Yahwehs covenant

what have you been doing this entire time?

and

the global message is that Gods judgment is indeed coming on his enemies

(there goes that dumb and annoying Cheyenne girl and bitchy people) who tried to plot against your boyfriend
Malachi emphasizes the

-
-necessity of proper worship
-condemns divorce

and even announces the day
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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malachi

a beautiful soul, unlike any other you’ll love him with all your heart as much as he loves you, whoever has him next you’ll be lucky i promise you ❤️
by sherbertxe June 1, 2023
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Malacious

"In your head", especially if it is negative.
"Look at that sadboy, he's got too many malacious thoughts and its got him real depressed."
by The New Age Sage August 10, 2023
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megachurch manlet

A megachurch manlet is a massively delusional microscopic manlet boy who senselessly, sinfully and insolently dares to sully the sanctity of the house of the Lord with his abominable attendance, thereby bringing upon himself inexorable divine wrath because it clearly states in the Bible in Leviticus 21:20 that no dwarf shall draw near the temple. For shame! The sacrilegious sissy manlet would be well-advised to sacrifice himself by jumping into the depths of the manlet pit, in order to appease the venerated Randy Newman, the patron saint of manletism. If his derisory offering is excepted, then the preposterously petite midget monstrosity will be blessed by having his dying wish granted, being that Short People shall be played at his nanoscopic funeral.
Sophia: Hey, why is that tarred and feathered megachurch manlet exhaustedly carrying around that cross pendant on his back over there? Isabella: It's the devastatingly dwarfed manlet's just punishment following is immediate excommunication because he got totally wasted off of one sip of communion wine and then urinated into the holy water font. Sophia: Silly manlet boys. The Passion of the Manlet. Isabella: Hahahahaha!
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Malachi

He is awesome'
by gmjfghfg September 12, 2023
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Malachi

Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.
"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"
by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023
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Malachi

Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.
"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"
by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023
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