Meerkat

The meerkats are an alien species working together with bob the builder to dominate the universe.
In total there are forty two meerkats, every other one you’ve seen is most likely an illusion.
Stay safe.

The meerkats are coming!

by tedescotime June 12, 2018

meet my meat

When your meat suddenly talks to you, and wants to meet your parents.

Hey Brian Montesino, can you meet my meat tomorrow night?

by Exemplars November 5, 2018

Meet Jesus

A metaphor for death. To meet Jesus is to die, be judged and then meet Jesus. You can meet Jesus by eating KFC (Kentucky From China), or from being unable to frigth back to your instain mother.

Plistinblitzen: I'm the bab
by gotta love me!
Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚one here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
Plistinblitzen: *fucking dies*
Hodgepodgeman123: I'm with him. *Fucking dies*
Gecock42069: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
Alphanumeral: *fucking dies*

by Lightwalker360 March 14, 2020

Meerah

the most beautiful, amazing person! One would say in love with Stefan Salvatore

Meerah is the most sexy, kind and caring person... some think she is obsessed with Stefan Salavotre

by anonymous May 30, 2021

park meet

A sudden sexual incounter of two complete strangers. Usually takes place in park settings.

You're walking threw the park and someone of the opposite sex attracks you, barly anything is said but intercourse is ingaged.

by DJ London August 8, 2005

Facebook Meerkat

A person that cant help to view what you are typing over your shoulder on Facebook

Gemma: tip tap tip tap tip (typing on Facebook)

Stuart: What you typing?

Gemma: nothing!

Stuart: Becomes a Facebook Meerkat!

by Husky lady March 30, 2010

Meeth

Meeth is actually a portmanteau word, not a contraction, of "meth" and "teeth." Please accept my apologies for the error.

Meeth is a portmanteau word, which merges the sounds and meanings of two different words. "Met'eeth" would be a contraction.

by Bill in the 480 September 30, 2005