my dungarees arr up me shuck

A term used by farming folk Northern Ireland to show a slight discomfort in the underware department where ones underware is stuck in their anus

also see wedgey
also see shuck

"Awk fuck my dungarees arr up me shuck"

by Pope Pipp October 29, 2008

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018

my dad left me (story)

My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*

broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)

by refrigerator 23 May 18, 2020

wrap me in plastic and make me shine

we can make a dollhouse follow your design

lets build a dog out of sticks and twine (I gotta add "Wrap me in plastic and make me shine" so they'll let me post it-)

by ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK November 14, 2020

I’m too raw call me sushi

This saying was brought to this app called bigo by rich.zaee so you have to give him his props.

You hoes late.. I’m too raw call me sushi

by Bigobigo September 3, 2020

Give me Spice

A phrase to be shouted at any fat, balding individual entering a (preferably crowded) room, emphasising that person's similarity in appearance to Baron Harkonnen from Dune.

The Baron is well known to Science Fiction followers as being grossly fat, ugly and generally unpleasant. Obsessed with Spice (the drug of choice in the Dune universe), one of the more memorable scenes from the David Lynch film "Dune" has the Baron shouting this phrase while floating around the room in his anti gravity suit.

Geoff, a fat, balding man enters the room.

Stefan: "Give me Spice!"

Geoff: "I hate my life."

by The_Shakey May 25, 2010

Let Me See It

Dumb way to say "Let me use it" , used by nearly everyone, or anyone who doesn't know English

Friend: Let me see it!
Me: You're already seeing it
Friend: Let me use it!
Me: FUCK NO

by Faux NEus April 5, 2015