New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

mayo de noche

The correct way to pronounce the name of the white condiment spelled 'mayonnaise'.

Person 1: Do you want any mayo de noche with your fries?

Person 2: Did you take your grandpa's pills again?

by Shrek Fan May 5, 2023

Mayo

Mayo is slang for the word Mayonnaise, a.k.a. the greatest food to ever exist, if you do not eat this, you have problems

John: Holy Crap I love mayo!
Sam: How can you love mayo, it sucks.
John: WTF is wrong with you Sam, are you retarded.

by Get egged on March 13, 2020

dank mayo

High quality mayo

That’s a dank mayo sandwich

by D3adpoolgirl May 7, 2018

ayo mayo

Cum

Ayo, John just got ayo mayo all over me!

by Sandyclams January 5, 2023

you i am; a mayo

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"

oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"

by Assistacat February 3, 2021

Cinco de mayo nuke

The next day after cinco de mayo when you regret in the bathroom all the spicy food you ate the day before .

Pedro had a cinco de mayo nuke after all the hot and spicy food he ate

RIP Pedro

by MR.Mister April 25, 2013