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Luna's Mayo Addiction

Luna has a crippeling mayo addiction, as much as she tries to run from the may she keeps eating it, she is in love with the mayo, her only friend is mayo, in mayo she finds peace, rest and shelter, batman may have been born in the dark but luna was made in mayo.
Bro I am crazy for this girl like Luna's Mayo Addiction
by bigfriendlybear April 8, 2021
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Mayo

Dagato love his mayo
by Ham1782 April 14, 2021
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Stinko de Mayo

This is a pun of the Cinque de Mayo holiday on May 5. What you get when you eat too much Mexican food, especially with beans.
Watch out, I just made a stinko de mayo. Too much mayonnaise on my wonder bread and baloney sandwich.
by Stinko May 5, 2021
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Hangover de Mayo

The event that happens after Cinco de Drinko parties or Drinko de Mayo events.
Basically, the 6th of May has a horrible hangover due to a Mexican/Chicano holiday where you drink Margaritas and Alchol in celebration of a Miracle at the city of Puebla, Mexico where some Mexican Thug Peasants kicked the asses of some Frilly French Dudes.
"Hey Juanita, you coming to work tomorrow?"
"Nah, Lucita and I have horrible headaches from Cinco de Mayo."
"Ah, Hangover de Mayo. Later."
by YourAsianAdvisor October 20, 2012
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Cinco de Mayo Eve

A culturally significant holiday for persons of Mexican heritage celebrated yearly on May 4th. Traditional festivities include wearing a sombrero, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping-out at Taco Bell.
Mat: Hey, you want to go camp-out for Cinco de Mayo Eve at Taco Bell?
Kat: Why?
Mat: So we can get the first tacos on Cinco de Mayo at Taco Bell! Its a cultural obligation.
by TAM TAM November 7, 2012
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Mayo Sandwich

When you cum on a bitch's stomach while she laying down and than another bitch goes on top of her
Guy 1: Yo bro how's your 2 sister doing?
Guy 2: yo i made a mayo sandwich with them.
Guy 1: bro your a nigger
by bigp3nisinyomouth123 October 17, 2023
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Chicken Salad and Mayo

The equivalent of "cheese pizza", but for csam instead.
Person 1: "Why's he not here?"
Person 2: "He was caught looking at chicken salad and mayo on his computer. Even Tails couldn't save him."
by indetermite December 24, 2023
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