Mateo

Mateo is a Europen, hot name of a guy that has for the longest time said “I’m do like you but I’m not ready for a relationship” and then when just the right amount of pear pressure asks you out INFRONT OF YOU EXBOYTOY. He treats you like a princess and cares, but only to the person he loves, to others he’s a millichious asshole, but in the words of dilasa dkl “he’s cute or wat eva”

Zee-“Guess what!

Molly-“what?!”
Zee-“I’m dating Mateo!”
Molly-“again?”
Zee-“YES BITCH AGAIN!”

by Bitchhey October 4, 2018

Mateo

Mateo a weird but hopeless and a useless human being who can not make a bridge if his life depended on it.he is also a very fun and out going he is a great friend.your a lucky to have him in your life nobody has a big problem with yet.you will really lucky if you are a close friend to him him will try to give you respect if you give it to him

Mateo

Beat that

by 🩲 October 21, 2020

john mayer

an asshole essentially. 19 was too young john

that guy is such a john mayer

by awalkingredflag November 13, 2021

make up makeout

similar to makeup sex... except not sex makeing out

George- i saw jill the other day
sam- oh yea, make up sex?
george- no close make up makeout
sam- not the same but still it counts for something

by xxkat13xx August 9, 2010

John Mayer

Shitty Musician for teenage girls, well known for being inferior to bands such as Green Day, Blink 182 and the Foo Fighters.

It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.

Also used to describe animal leavings.

My cat did a HUGE John Mayer on my Green Day CD's, now it's dead.

by Green Day July 28, 2013

Mateo

Usually a skinny and athletic person which is most likely Italian. Is good at math and is known to have a medium sized penis.

Mateo is horrible in bed, I'm never speaking to him again.

by Fuh que May 1, 2019

Mateo

Mateo is a socially akward and wants lots of attention while non of his friends give to him so he starts to run around the school halls acting like a monkey

"Mateo is so weird"

"I know all he does is act like a monkey"

by BigDaddyTao228 November 15, 2019